Spent 2002-2008 lecturing about xylophones in Cuba. Had a brief career analyzing walnuts in Hanford, CA. My current pet project is licensing Uno in the aftermarket. In 2009 I was buying and selling sock monkeys in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2007 researching Mr. Potato Heads in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2008 developing strategies for dandruff on Wall Street.